Extremely Funny Quotations..lol

gayankuwait

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  • Oct 13, 2010
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    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it’s your stupidity.

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    Practice makes perfect.
    But nobody’s perfect.
    so why practice?

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    If it’s true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    “Your future depends on your dreams”
    So go to sleep.

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    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.

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    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station….
    what more can I say……..
     

    reshadie

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  • Oct 9, 2008
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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    hikz meka patta :D
     

    BLACK MONEY

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    Jul 28, 2010
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    Practice makes perfect.
    But nobody’s perfect.
    so why practice?

    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.

    :lol:
     

    TwoTone

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  • May 28, 2010
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    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station….
    what more can I say……..


    maxxaa :lol:
     

    kasun_diss

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  • Jul 20, 2006
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    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station….
    what more can I say……..
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