fastest .....
Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva, of course were finalists at a quiz show.
One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to
your mind.
Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize you
blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) "Why"?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst
stomachache, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, the
shit was all over...
The winner; Mervyn of course !
Mahinda,Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva, of course were finalists at a quiz show.
One common question was asked of them.
Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.
Ranil : It's a Thought ; because thought is so fast it comes instantly to
your mind.
Karu Jayasuriya: It's a Blink , you can blink and it's hard to realize you
blinked at all.
Mervyn: It's Loose Motion.
Quiz Master: (Shocked to hear Mervyn's reply) "Why"?
Mervyn : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst
stomachache, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, the
shit was all over...
The winner; Mervyn of course !
