Horse
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying pan.
HUSBND: What was that for?!
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it.
HUSBND: I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN!
HUSBND: Now what happened?!
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WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!!!
Girl Friend
If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day
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In a Month she will be 600 miles away
STUDENT LIFE:
1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes
2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment
3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions
4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied
5. MULTI-TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf, Gossiping With Seat-Mate, Day Dreaming
6. ART: Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Books (GALS)
The Idiot Theory:
If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask
"who's that idiot?"
If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
"Idiot, who's that girl?"
Moral :
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots...
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying pan.
HUSBND: What was that for?!
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it.
HUSBND: I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN!
HUSBND: Now what happened?!
.
.
.
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!!!
Girl Friend
If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day
.
.
.
.
.
.
In a Month she will be 600 miles away
STUDENT LIFE:
1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes
2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment
3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions
4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied
5. MULTI-TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf, Gossiping With Seat-Mate, Day Dreaming
6. ART: Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Books (GALS)
The Idiot Theory:
If a girl is in Love , her parents will ask
"who's that idiot?"
If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
"Idiot, who's that girl?"
Moral :
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots...
