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Message: <blockquote data-quote="vass_sam" data-source="post: 569750" data-attributes="member: 11488"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> Udurawana and son, Udurawana Jr, were always in competition with each other. One day Udurawana Jr left to take an entrance exam at a university. He take MBBS. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps."How was the exam?" asked Udurawana."They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 70%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," he replied."Well in that case I better take that exam myself," Udurawana said. So off to the university he went. A week later Udurawana returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps."How was the exam?" asked Udurawana Jr."They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one.""Which question was that?""The question was...", started Udurawana, "What do you do when you come across a woman which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?""That's easy", Udurawana Jr replied. "The answer is pulse.""Oh, hell," said Udurawana," I got that one wrong as well."</blockquote>

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