Udurawana and son, Udurawana Jr, were always in competition with each other. One day Udurawana Jr left to take an entrance exam at a university. He take MBBS. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked Udurawana.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 70%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," he replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," Udurawana said. So off to the university he went. A week later Udurawana returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked Udurawana Jr.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started Udurawana, "What do you do when you come across a woman which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", Udurawana Jr replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said Udurawana," I got that one wrong as well."
