fun with sex

milindasenarath

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  • Mar 23, 2007
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    86% get up and go back home to their wives.

    LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
    neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
    MUM: You mean it's small?
    LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!

    MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

    GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"

    :lol::lol: