These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language!
1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
2. A candidate's application "This has reference to your ad calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today"
1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
2. A candidate's application "This has reference to your ad calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today"

