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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jmrox" data-source="post: 9537738" data-attributes="member: 189375">Mosquito: Mom Im Going 2 Movi. Mom: B Careful Wen People Clap U May Die. Mosqito: No Mom Im Going 2 A Blue Film, All D Hands Will B Definitely Busy ------------------------------------------------------------------ If You Have Two Balls Between Your Legs, Then You Are A Man But If You Have Four Balls Between Your Legs???? Dont Think You Are A Superman It Means Someone Is F**kin You .. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Mans Body?A. The Pen.is. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An A$$hole ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What is the Difference Between Wife Neighbors Wife?Answer: Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Anytime. Neighbor Wife Is Like An Ice-Cream, Should Have Immediately ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did You Know Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World? Answer: Women Because No Matter How Much Or Which Way You F*ck Her, Your Balls Never Go In ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon .... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What Is The Difference Between Man And Mobiles.Mobile Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.Man Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boy while kissing his gf-Thank you baby, for give me ur chewing gum .. Girl-This is not chewing gum my lov , i'm suffering from cough. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A Small Boy Wrote A Letter To Santa Claus on Christmas Send Me A Brother ..Santa Wrote Back First Send Me Your Mother..... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jhonny jhonny yes papa............................ fu*king girls yes papa ....................................... using condom no papa getting AIDS he.he ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. 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Letme suck you, don't feel shy <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A LadyDentist: Madam You Are Holding My BallsLady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A School once held a contest for kids. the theme of d contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'.... 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