Mosquito: Mom Im Going 2 Movi.
Mom: B Careful Wen People Clap U May Die.
Mosqito: No Mom Im Going 2 A Blue Film, All D Hands Will B Definitely Busy
Mom: B Careful Wen People Clap U May Die.
Mosqito: No Mom Im Going 2 A Blue Film, All D Hands Will B Definitely Busy
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If You Have Two Balls Between Your Legs, Then You Are A Man
But If You Have Four Balls Between Your Legs????
Dont Think You Are A Superman
It Means Someone Is F**kin You ..
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Q. What Is The Dumbest Part On A Mans Body?
A. The Pen.is. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An A$$hole !
A. The Pen.is. It Has A Head With No Brain, It Hangs Out With Two Nuts And It Lives Around The Corner From An A$$hole !
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Question: What is the Difference Between Wife Neighbors Wife?
Answer: Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Anytime. Neighbor Wife Is Like An Ice-Cream, Should Have Immediately
Answer: Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Anytime. Neighbor Wife Is Like An Ice-Cream, Should Have Immediately
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Did You Know Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World?
Answer: Women
Because No Matter How Much Or Which Way You F*ck Her, Your Balls Never Go In ...
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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?
Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon ....
Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon ....
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What Is The Difference Between Man And Mobiles.
Mobile Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.
Man Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal.
Mobile Signal Gets Strengthen When It Finds A Tower.
Man Tower Gets Strengthen When Its Find A Signal.
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Boy while kissing his gf-Thank you baby, for give me ur chewing gum ..
Girl-This is not chewing gum my lov ,
i'm suffering from cough.
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A Small Boy Wrote A Letter To Santa Claus on Christmas Send Me A Brother ..
Santa Wrote Back First Send Me Your Mother.....
Santa Wrote Back First Send Me Your Mother.....
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Jhonny jhonny yes papa............................ fu*king girls yes papa ....................................... using condom no papa getting AIDS he.he
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Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.
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A Guy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Perception.
Guy: Id Like 99 Condoms Please
Lady Pharmacist Surprises Says: F**k Me!!!
Boy Replies: Ok, Make It 100
Thats The Spirit ..
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Boy- From The Day I Met You,
I Havn't Drank Or Smoked
Girl- How Sweet Of You,You're Madly In Love With Me
Boy- SHUT UP...
You Made My Pockets Empty...!
I Havn't Drank Or Smoked
Girl- How Sweet Of You,You're Madly In Love With Me
Boy- SHUT UP...
You Made My Pockets Empty...!
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Boy In Very Romantic Mood: Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body
Girlfriend: No Thanks, I Already Have An A$s Hole.
Boy In Very Romantic Mood: Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body
Girlfriend: No Thanks, I Already Have An A$s Hole.
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Girl : Baby I Want You To Kiss Me N Make Me Really Wet
Boy : Ok Baby
Girl : Do It Now Pls
Boy : No.. Is Easier If I Kiss You In The Rain
Girl : ......................
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Nipple Nipple don't be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, don't feel shy
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, don't feel shy
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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady
Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls
Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other
Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls
Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other
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A School once held a contest for kids. the theme of d contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'....
The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM"...
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Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .
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On their wedding night,
Boy : Honey, are you sure this is your first night?
Girl : Yes darling...it....it was my first time... at night..
Boy : ............
Boy : Honey, are you sure this is your first night?
Girl : Yes darling...it....it was my first time... at night..
Boy : ............
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A girl with huge BoobS approached a dentinst and laid down on bed removing her bra!!!
Dentist: heyy...what R u donig, I M only dentist!!!
girl: U Fool..I know that u R a dentist...could U plzzz take out that teeth from my NiPPLE!!!
LOVE AND ROMANCE SMS UPADTING
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