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Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether
it is a question or an invitation.

 

[gayankuwait]

Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky..
Married think dat
Bachelors r lucky..

D point is dat

Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time..

 

[gayankuwait]

Wat Is 'PYAR'.?

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It's a Group Of Friends Sitting In a BAR With Bottles In Hand And Saying-

'P' 'YAR'..

 

[gayankuwait]

Glad to be drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot onthe curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper."Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said,"Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled

 

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Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

 

[gayankuwait]

The Slow Racehorse The racehorse owner was annoyed with therunning of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

 

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Goodbye To Mother A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says,"Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

 

[gayankuwait]

Dog Watch Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

 

[gayankuwait]

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

 

[gayankuwait]

90210 Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

 

[gayankuwait]

difference between titanic and yo mamma Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic? The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.