>>A woman went to a pet shop &
>>immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>>parrot..
>>There was a sign on the cage that said
>> $ 5.00.
>>
>>"Why so little," she asked the pet store
>>owner.
>>
>>The owner looked at her and said,
>>
>>"Look, I should tell you first that this
>>bird used to
>>
>>live in a house of Prostitution and
>>sometimes it says some pretty vulgar
>>stuff."
>>
>>The woman thought about this, but
>>decided she had to have the bird any
>>way.
>>
>>She took it home and hung the bird's
>>cage up in her
>>
>>living room and waited for it to say
>>something.
>>
>>The bird looked around the room, then
>>at her, and said,
>>
>>"New house, new madam."
>>
>>The woman was a bit shocked at the
>>implication, but then
>>
>>thought "that's really not so bad."
>>
>>When her 2 teenage daughters
>>returned from school the
>>
>>bird saw and said,
>>
>>"New house, new madam, new girls."
>>
>>The girls and the woman were a bit
>>offended but then
>>
>>began to laugh about the situation
>>
>>considering how and where the parrot
>>had been raised.
>>
>>Moments later, the woman's husband
>>Keith came home from work.
>>
>>The bird looked at him and said,
>> "Hi, Keith!"
>>immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>>parrot..
>>There was a sign on the cage that said
>> $ 5.00.
>>
>>"Why so little," she asked the pet store
>>owner.
>>
>>The owner looked at her and said,
>>
>>"Look, I should tell you first that this
>>bird used to
>>
>>live in a house of Prostitution and
>>sometimes it says some pretty vulgar
>>stuff."
>>
>>The woman thought about this, but
>>decided she had to have the bird any
>>way.
>>
>>She took it home and hung the bird's
>>cage up in her
>>
>>living room and waited for it to say
>>something.
>>
>>The bird looked around the room, then
>>at her, and said,
>>
>>"New house, new madam."
>>
>>The woman was a bit shocked at the
>>implication, but then
>>
>>thought "that's really not so bad."
>>
>>When her 2 teenage daughters
>>returned from school the
>>
>>bird saw and said,
>>
>>"New house, new madam, new girls."
>>
>>The girls and the woman were a bit
>>offended but then
>>
>>began to laugh about the situation
>>
>>considering how and where the parrot
>>had been raised.
>>
>>Moments later, the woman's husband
>>Keith came home from work.
>>
>>The bird looked at him and said,
>> "Hi, Keith!"
