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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3460852" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">Promise me u will not look into mirror,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black">coz I dont wanna loose you!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">I saw U on ROAD today.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">U were lukin SO fine,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Ur face SO divine,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Ur walk SO perfect.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">No???</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Quickly see your driving license.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3460852, member: 145926"] [b]More[/b] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial] [SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black]:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]I saw U on ROAD today.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT![/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]No??? Quickly see your driving license.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT]:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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