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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3461058" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Man : How old is your father?</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Boy : As old as me.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Man : How can that be?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Boy : He became a father only when I was born.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher : Correct the sentence,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher : How?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Student : Ladies first.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">A : u r Active</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">B : u r Best</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">C : u r Cute</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">D : u r my Dearest</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">E : u r Excelant</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">F : u r alwayz First</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">G : u r Great</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sorry cant lie till Z…</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3461058, member: 145926"] [b]More[/b] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Man : How old is your father?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial] [SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]Student : Ladies first.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][SIZE=4]:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]A : u r Active[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black][SIZE=4]B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#666666][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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