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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3465922" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">A girl & boy were sitting alone,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">that boy started touching de girl,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Boy : ok call me when u r maried.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Father to son:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">whenever i beat you,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">you dont get annoyed,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">how you control your anger?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">son: i start cleaning the toilet</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">seat with your toothbrush.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Before Marriage:-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">she:do you want me 2 leave?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He: No! don’t even think about it</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She: do you love me ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":o" title="Eek! :o" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":o" />fcourse! over n over!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She:have u ever cheated on me?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He:No!y r u even asking?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She:will u go on wid me on picnic?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He:every chance I get!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She:will u hit me ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She:can I trust u?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He:yes..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She: Darling!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">After marriage…</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Now simply read from bottom to top.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">A student was asked 2 write</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">a signboard 4 the traffic rules</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">near da school</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">He wrote:-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">“Drive Carefully!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Don’t kill the students,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">wait for the Teachers”</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Maths teacher asked JOHNY</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">What is BUSINESS ?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Son: No</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Son: then Ok.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad goes o Bill Gates.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Bill Gates: No</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Bill Gates: Than ok</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">President:No</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">President: Then OK.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3465922, member: 145926"] [b]More[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Boy : ok call me when u r maried.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Before Marriage:-[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]He wrote:-[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]What is BUSINESS ?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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