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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3466179" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Teacher: what do u call a person</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">who cannot hear anything?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">student: u can call him anything,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">because he cannot hear anything.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">In bio practical:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Examiner: Tell me the name of</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">this bird by seeing it’s legs only?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Student: I don’t know.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Student: See my legs & tell my name.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher: what is skeleton?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Student: Sir, skeleton is a person</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Lovers sitting in a park,</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">boy tries to kiss the girl..</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man sees a fat man</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">sitting in a train cabin.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Taunting, he asks:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Is this cabin for elephants only!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fat man humbly replies:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No!Even monkeys like you can sit!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Teacher says to student, In Algebra</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">A=B</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">&</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">B=C.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">It means A=C.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Now give relevant example.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">It means that I love your daughter.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img src="http://www.defence.lk/picturegallery/images/20081119_06.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3466179, member: 145926"] [b]More[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Student: I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s your name? Student: See my legs & tell my name.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman]Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married.[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit![/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [IMG]http://www.defence.lk/picturegallery/images/20081119_06.jpg[/IMG] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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