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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3472221" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Husband is liver & wife is kidney.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">If liver fails, kidney fails.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Life is like a MOVIE…</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">If u r sad - DRAMA</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">If u r afraid - SUSPENSE</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">If u r angry - ACTION</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">When u look at the mirror - HORROR</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">When u feel sad….</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">“I am really so cute”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">u will overcome your sadness.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">But don’t make this a habit…..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Coz liars go to hell !!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Only true friends stand by u</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">during bad times.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">I promise</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">I will attend ur wedding.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Where do you think I should hide?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Positive-thinking poem:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Little bird in the sky</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Droping shit into ur eye</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">U don’t worry u don’t cry,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">U just thank God that,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Cows do not fly</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Always b positive.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img src="http://www.defence.lk/picturegallery/images/Pooneryn_Recovery54.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3472221, member: 145926"] [b]More[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Positive-thinking poem:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just thank God that,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Cows do not fly[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Always b positive.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/FONT] [IMG]http://www.defence.lk/picturegallery/images/Pooneryn_Recovery54.jpg[/IMG] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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