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<blockquote data-quote="Dhamatrix" data-source="post: 3485301" data-attributes="member: 145926"><p><strong>More How is this?</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Telling a lie is Fault for a little boy,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">An art for a lover,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">An accomplishment for a bachelor,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">And a matter of survival for a married man.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">When I miss you in my bed</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I feel gloom cold.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">When you in a bed with me</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I feel lovely worm.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">I LOVE YOU MY BED SHEET!!!</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">What is a difference between love marriage and an arranged marriage?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The first one is a perfect suicide…</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">And the next one is an arranged murder.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Fact1. You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Fact2. After reading this,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">99/100 idiots would try it.</span></span></span></p><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">In three ways you can break the mirror….</span></span></span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Throw stone at the mirror.</span></span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Throw the mirror on the floor.</span></span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Stand in front of the mirror and smile by showing your teeth….</span></span></span></li> </ul><p><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The world seems to be fading away,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">Come along with me</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">I’ll take you to an eye specialist!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dhamatrix, post: 3485301, member: 145926"] [b]More How is this?[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Telling a lie is Fault for a little boy,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]An art for a lover,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]An accomplishment for a bachelor,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]And a matter of survival for a married man.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]When I miss you in my bed[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]I feel gloom cold.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]When you in a bed with me[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]I feel lovely worm.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]I LOVE YOU MY BED SHEET!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]What is a difference between love marriage and an arranged marriage?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]The first one is a perfect suicide…[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]And the next one is an arranged murder.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Fact1. You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Fact2. After reading this,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]99/100 idiots would try it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]In three ways you can break the mirror….[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [LIST] [*][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Throw stone at the mirror.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Throw the mirror on the floor.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Stand in front of the mirror and smile by showing your teeth….[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LIST][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]The world seems to be fading away,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]Come along with me[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]I’ll take you to an eye specialist![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][URL="http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10"][IMG]http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif[/IMG][/URL] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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