Just close ur eyes & think of ur self for 10 second….
Open ur eyes …now u will realize that
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U had wasted 10 second
When ever u feel sad…
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
& show u way to jump
My eyes miss u
My feels loves u
My heart is just 4 u
I ll die with out u
I love u very much
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Often my mom tell me all this
This msg was sent exclusively 4 the
Handsome & the beautiful.
We have obviously sent a it to a wrong
Number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night some monkeys come running to my room
They wanted to trouble good people
I suggested ur name
They said “ Oh ! Noooooooo…..we cant disturb our BOSS
I want u to know our friendship means a lot
If u cries then I cry
If u laughs then I laugh
If u jump out the window
I look down & then I laugh again
I thought of suicide
Went to a railway tracks but got ur sms & after reading I thought
To be alive.
U inspired me bcoz….
If useless person like u is alive y should I die
GALILEO: Great mind
EINSTIN: Genius mind
NEWTON: Extraordinary mind
BIL GATES: Brilliant mind
ME: Master mind
YOU: NEVR MIND
Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush ur teeth daily.
How much is 1+1 = ?
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Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU!
Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital
all nurses, doc, attendants r present but
meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS!
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
143
143 means?
Do u want to know what it means?
Press Down..
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It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
WHAT WILL YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN?
"GIFTED"
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Sri Lankan wife.
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Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Sri Lankan.!!!
Have a horrible day
without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...
Top 3 college rules:
1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3.keep the school clean,so be absent.
U r 99./.handsum
u r 98./.sweet
u r 97./.nice
u r 96./.cute
u r 95./.lovely & ...
100./."F00L" to blive this
Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!
hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of
"natural disasters"!
sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and
in right part nothing is left
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that marriage has 777777 problems
2nd thread
Open ur eyes …now u will realize that
-
-
-
-
U had wasted 10 second
When ever u feel sad…
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
& show u way to jump
My eyes miss u
My feels loves u
My heart is just 4 u
I ll die with out u
I love u very much
-
-
-
Often my mom tell me all this
This msg was sent exclusively 4 the
Handsome & the beautiful.
We have obviously sent a it to a wrong
Number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night some monkeys come running to my room
They wanted to trouble good people
I suggested ur name
They said “ Oh ! Noooooooo…..we cant disturb our BOSS
I want u to know our friendship means a lot
If u cries then I cry
If u laughs then I laugh
If u jump out the window
I look down & then I laugh again
I thought of suicide
Went to a railway tracks but got ur sms & after reading I thought
To be alive.
U inspired me bcoz….
If useless person like u is alive y should I die
GALILEO: Great mind
EINSTIN: Genius mind
NEWTON: Extraordinary mind
BIL GATES: Brilliant mind
ME: Master mind
YOU: NEVR MIND
Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush ur teeth daily.
How much is 1+1 = ?
.
.
.
.
.
Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU!
Thr's a meeting @ mental hospital
all nurses, doc, attendants r present but
meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS!
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
143
143 means?
Do u want to know what it means?
Press Down..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
WHAT WILL YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN?
"GIFTED"
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Sri Lankan wife.
.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Sri Lankan.!!!
Have a horrible day
without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...
Top 3 college rules:
1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.
3.keep the school clean,so be absent.
U r 99./.handsum
u r 98./.sweet
u r 97./.nice
u r 96./.cute
u r 95./.lovely & ...
100./."F00L" to blive this
Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!
hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of
"natural disasters"!
sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and
in right part nothing is left
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that marriage has 777777 problems
2nd thread
