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<blockquote data-quote="mevan loshitha" data-source="post: 8388877" data-attributes="member: 198847"><p>why r women considered stronger than men ?</p><p>ans: b’coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!</p><p></p><p>A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out</p><p>off</p><p>her hospital bed &</p><p>slapped her husband & shouted, ” I told you not to go doggy</p><p>style “.</p><p></p><p>Sex is evil,</p><p>Evil is sin,</p><p>Sin is forgiven,</p><p>So stick it in.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">A prostitute”s nursery rhyme:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">One two lets screw,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">Three four I”m a whore,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">Five six suck the dick,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">Seven eight ejaculate,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="color: #008000">Nine ten fuck me again</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #FF6600"><strong>Friendship should not be like Breasts</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF6600"><strong>coz they r sucked,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF6600"><strong>Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF6600"><strong>It should be like a Penis,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF6600"><strong>coz it stands when ever needed</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mevan loshitha, post: 8388877, member: 198847"] why r women considered stronger than men ? ans: b’coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane! A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out off her hospital bed & slapped her husband & shouted, ” I told you not to go doggy style “. Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven, So stick it in. [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=#008000]A prostitute”s nursery rhyme: One two lets screw, Three four I”m a whore, Five six suck the dick, Seven eight ejaculate, Nine ten fuck me again[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#FF6600][B]Friendship should not be like Breasts coz they r sucked, Not like Vagina coz it is fucked, It should be like a Penis, coz it stands when ever needed[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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