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<blockquote data-quote="dushan90" data-source="post: 8641891" data-attributes="member: 74595"><p>Some more.........</p><p> </p><p>=================================================================</p><p>Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>Girl: He*l ! And what's there in between your legs?</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to he*l !!!</p><p>===============================================================</p><p>A good discussion is like a miniskirt</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>Short enough to pertain interest and</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>long enough to cover the subject</p><p>===============================================================</p><p>On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of b***s are there?</p><p>DAD: 3 kinds,</p><p>In 20s like oranges, round n firm.</p><p>In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.</p><p>Aftr 50 like onions, u see them they make u cry!!!</p><p>===============================================================</p><p>One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."</p><p>Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."</p><p>===============================================================</p><p>John:Ur scretry is vry sxy</p><p>Joe:its a robot</p><p>Hr name is Pinky</p><p>u sqz hr rite brest she taks dictation</p><p>u sqz d left, she typs</p><p>Ill lend it to u fr a dy u cn see for urslf</p><p>Nxt dy John caled Joe frm hspital</p><p>U BSTRD</p><p>u didnt tel Pinkys pusy is pencil sharpner</p><p>===============================================================</p><p> </p><p>Ela neda.</p><p>Rep denna kiyala illanne na, but dunnata tharahath na...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dushan90, post: 8641891, member: 74595"] Some more......... ================================================================= Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And what's there in between your legs? . . Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to he*l !!! =============================================================== A good discussion is like a miniskirt . . Short enough to pertain interest and . . long enough to cover the subject =============================================================== On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of b***s are there? DAD: 3 kinds, In 20s like oranges, round n firm. In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. Aftr 50 like onions, u see them they make u cry!!! =============================================================== One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." =============================================================== John:Ur scretry is vry sxy Joe:its a robot Hr name is Pinky u sqz hr rite brest she taks dictation u sqz d left, she typs Ill lend it to u fr a dy u cn see for urslf Nxt dy John caled Joe frm hspital U BSTRD u didnt tel Pinkys pusy is pencil sharpner =============================================================== Ela neda. Rep denna kiyala illanne na, but dunnata tharahath na... [/QUOTE]
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