Funny SMS's

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Funny Adults only SMS's

Hey Guys I thought of giving some funny sms's which i got and i read in net. Hope u guyz will like them. Some are little naughty.. if you all don't mind let me know i will post them.


GOD I'm coming!

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!


The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'


The Painting ...
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn

 

[ravz]

Hahaha...I luv da second 1 it'z so funny!!

 

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What a girl wants?

A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines



Who passes more gas?

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Cat & Rooster

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

 

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Do you use phone?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.


Who is strong?
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

Man & Wife ...
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

 

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The wish

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.



Guy & Gal

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....



Read Message -

American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

 

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Rough day ..

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.



Lassie and me ...

I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!



Guy & Gal -

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

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Under arrest

I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom



Mobile com

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.



The Alien
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

 

[prasadana2]

he he thanks i save'd them in a txt fie for future thanks a lot..

 

[ravz]

Nic jokes man...

 

[crazy_m]

Oh!!

 

[GNS]

WoW.. so Funny...

 

[GNS]

anyway, you've Posted half of your Total Postings in here no...

 

[triplex]

anyway, you've Posted half of your Total Postings in here no...

what to do bro.... now only started....

 

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What you want?

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!



SEX is My Fav

SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.



Mon & Son -

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOMut ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?

 

[zCexVe]

veeee thx man, lots of dem.

 

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If you were!

if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!

How you eat your's?

I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...

Different types!

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

 

[Hustle]

lots of fun
kwl buddy
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welcom to elakiri

 

[GNS]

what to do bro.... now only started....

anyway, Keep Posting..

You are Welcome...

 

[nAPs2JAAN]

ela ela thanks

 

[MCLINER]

hehe

gr8 man

haha