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rajitha_ks

rajitha_ks

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    If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?

    WHY that is everyone wants to go to     HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?

    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in     CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?

    In our Country, we have freedom for     SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?

    If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then     WHY do BANKS have branches?

    WHY does a round     PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?

    WHY doesn t     GLUE stick to its bottle?

    WHY do you still call it a     BUILDING when it s already BUILT?

    If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what     OTHERS are here for?

    If you aren t supposed to     DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?

    [FONT=&quot]WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world.................... !!!!!!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    ni_shi2005

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    If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?
    - its not fat! we call that big chest! and big flukes!

    WHY that is everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?
    - because they know heaven is not for everybody

    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?
    - v.Anand always likes to have black u kno?

    In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?
    - still u can go to da rooftop n shout!

    If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then WHY do BANKS have branches?
    - cz dey kno human vl make nests in them!

    WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?
    - they dont have no money to make round boxes!

    WHY doesn t GLUE stick to its bottle?
    - i dont have fkin answer for this! :P

    WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when it s already BUILT?
    - too hard! too hard!

    If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?
    - of course to help us! - i need 50 rs to ma phone atm btw!


    If you aren t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?
    - u alwayx can hire a driver!

    i am just bored! so jst made sum stupid answers!! no hard feelins yea! btw awsome qstions :P
     
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    ni_shi2005 said:
    If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?
    - its not fat! we call that big chest! and big flukes!

    WHY that is everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?
    - because they know heaven is not for everybody

    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?
    - v.Anand always likes to have black u kno?

    In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?
    - still u can go to da rooftop n shout!

    If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then WHY do BANKS have branches?
    - cz dey kno human vl make nests in them!

    WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?
    - they dont have no money to make round boxes!

    WHY doesn t GLUE stick to its bottle?
    - i dont have fkin answer for this! :P

    WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when it s already BUILT?
    - too hard! too hard!

    If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?
    - of course to help us! - i need 50 rs to ma phone atm btw!


    If you aren t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?
    - u alwayx can hire a driver!

    i am just bored! so jst made sum stupid answers!! no hard feelins yea! btw awsome qstions :P
    Click to expand...
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    and this one

    WHY doesn t GLUE stick to its bottle?
    - i dont have fkin answer for this! :P
    "may be cuz bottles are air-tight"
     
    shiyan_786

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    ~~Old Trafford~~
    ni_shi2005 said:
    If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat?
    - its not fat! we call that big chest! and big flukes!

    WHY that is everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die?
    - because they know heaven is not for everybody

    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first?
    - v.Anand always likes to have black u kno?

    In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills?
    - still u can go to da rooftop n shout!

    If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then WHY do BANKS have branches?
    - cz dey kno human vl make nests in them!

    WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box?
    - they dont have no money to make round boxes!

    WHY doesn t GLUE stick to its bottle?
    - i dont have fkin answer for this! :P

    WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when it s already BUILT?
    - too hard! too hard!

    If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for?
    - of course to help us! - i need 50 rs to ma phone atm btw!


    If you aren t supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE, then WHY do BARS have parking lots?
    - u alwayx can hire a driver!

    i am just bored! so jst made sum stupid answers!! no hard feelins yea! btw awsome qstions :P
    Click to expand...

    source please.....:P
     

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