The 3 wonders of a woman:-
1*give milk without eating grass
2*get wet without water
3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
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A fact about women
they can see a hair of a girl on husbands coat 20 meters away,
but
they cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car.
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Once a boy entered into a bathroom with a girl.
The boy touch her hair and body,
He did his main job with the girl.
Do you know the Boy?
The boy was "LIFEBOY"
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Girl is the Best
Vehicle in the World.
Frnt 2Horns,
Back 2Bumper,
Self Lubricant
When Hot.
Monthly Automatic
Oil Change.
Highest Milage of
9Mnths in Just 2ml
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5 men are raping a woman.
The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.
She replies,I hV aids
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women life is very hard,
morning wash cloths,
noon dry cloths,
evening iron clothes,
night remove cloths,
late mid night search cloths..
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Custumer: my wife needs a brazier but i dont know the size
Sales girl: its ok touch my breast and try to measure it.
Custumer: oohh She also needs underwear.
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හොදනම් ඉතින් REP දෙන්නකො
1*give milk without eating grass
2*get wet without water
3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
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A fact about women
they can see a hair of a girl on husbands coat 20 meters away,
but
they cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once a boy entered into a bathroom with a girl.
The boy touch her hair and body,
He did his main job with the girl.
Do you know the Boy?
The boy was "LIFEBOY"
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Girl is the Best
Vehicle in the World.
Frnt 2Horns,
Back 2Bumper,
Self Lubricant
When Hot.
Monthly Automatic
Oil Change.
Highest Milage of
9Mnths in Just 2ml
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
5 men are raping a woman.
The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.
She replies,I hV aids
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women life is very hard,
morning wash cloths,
noon dry cloths,
evening iron clothes,
night remove cloths,
late mid night search cloths..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Custumer: my wife needs a brazier but i dont know the size
Sales girl: its ok touch my breast and try to measure it.
Custumer: oohh She also needs underwear.
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හොදනම් ඉතින් REP දෙන්නකො
