A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
The little boy replies, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks mister," the boy says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
The little boy replies, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck" the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks mister," the boy says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
