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<blockquote data-quote="randi20" data-source="post: 1743977" data-attributes="member: 90075"><p><strong>The Geography of a Woman </strong></p><p><strong>-------------------------------------------- </strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia . She is </strong></p><p><strong>half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the </strong></p><p><strong>fertile deltas. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan . Completely </strong></p><p><strong>discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with </strong></p><p><strong>countries with cash or cars. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain . Very hot, </strong></p><p><strong>relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina . She may </strong></p><p><strong>have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and </strong></p><p><strong>desirable place to visit. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq . She lost the </strong></p><p><strong>war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now </strong></p><p><strong>necessary. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada . Very wide, </strong></p><p><strong>quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps </strong></p><p><strong>people away. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia . With a </strong></p><p><strong>glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony </strong></p><p><strong>Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really). </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is, </strong></p><p><strong>but no one wants to go there.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The Geography of a Man </strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------- </strong></p><p><strong>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="randi20, post: 1743977, member: 90075"] [B]The Geography of a Woman -------------------------------------------- Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia . She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan . Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain . Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina . She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq . She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada . Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia . With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really). After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.[/B] [B]The Geography of a Man --------------------------------------- Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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