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    When it comes to universal human activities, nothing is more overlooked than post-defecation clean up. But does everyone perform this common behavior the same way? Of course not. So surely some techniques are more effective than others. Here you will find a simple method that will keep your anus fresh, clean, and happy every day.

    Be sure you have completed your bowel movement prior to wiping commencement. This spares you unnecessary repetition of the procedure.
    Choice of toilet paper is critical. Being eco-friendly and choosing post-consumer products is honorable, though it may be rough (literally) on your delicate areas.
    Basic tissue is also a fine choice and may be best for those of us on a budget.
    For the ultimate in bathroom wiping luxury, a soft tissue with aloe and vitamin e is the only choice.

    How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 1.

    Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty.
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    Three squares should be enough to start.

    Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek.
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    It's crucial to remain seated.

    Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind.
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    Proper pressure and finger placement.

    Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.
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    Front to back, ladies!


    How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 2.

    When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage.
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    Two squares is all you'll need now.

    Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount), using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount.
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    Be sure to check your progress.


    How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 3.

    The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really.
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    All you'll need now is one square.

    Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no remnants transferring onto the paper.
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    Don't be afraid to enter, just a little.


    How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 4.

    Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe, repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes.
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    Wet wipes: modern civilization at its finest.

    This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh, thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later.

    How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 5.

    The toilet should now be flushed.
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    Don't forget!

    Adjust your clothing as necessary.
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    Double check your fly.

    Wash your hands with soap and water.
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    Scrub.

    You may light a match and/or a candle for the consideration of subsequent bathroom users.
    Congratulations! You have successfully wiped your butt and may proceed throughout your day with confidence.

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    5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating)


    Hygiene and Safety
    1. Clean out your ass. It is important to shower before getting your can canoodled. Stick a wet finger into your anus to eliminate fecal remnants from your pucker, or you can use an enema for a thorough rectal rinsing.

    2. Shave that butt hole. Even if you think you don't have any hair back there, trust me there's the one stray that got away. Having a smooth posterior heightens your sphincter's sensitivity to touch.
    3. Use a dental dam. It's important to have a protective layer between the anus and mouth so as not to spread infection, intestinal parasites, bacteria, viruses or diseases from one orifice to another. You can improvise by using an un-lubricated condom, latex glove or even plastic wrap cut into large squares.
    4. Do not double dip. Don't ever put anything that's been in a behind into (or too close to) a vagina without sterilizing it. You can transfer dangerous bacteria and micro-organisms that can cause infections such as vaginitis and cystitis.
    5. Rinse your mouth. If you didn't use oral protection, make sure you swish with mouthwash or antiseptic afterwards to sanitize the area. Plus, no one wants ass-breath.
    Tips for the Giver
    1. Use your breath. Blow warm air onto the anus and the skin surrounding it, or just hover above and breathe against it.
    2. Use your tongue. Lay it flat to lick, flick, rub and push against the general backside region, or you can make it stiff and hard to penetrate, probe, tap and trace the anal rim.
    3. Use your lips. Kiss and suck the asshole, taint, inner thighs, crack of the ass, buttocks, lower back and the back of the legs.
    4. Use your fingers and hands. Probe the rectum and pull apart the butt cheeks. You also can reach around from behind and fondle the front genitals.
    5. Use your teeth. As long as you are only doing little nibbles or gentle love bites -- not hard chomps.
    6. Use your toys. Butt plugs, dildos and dicks can be inserted in the rectum to help stimulate the male prostate and intensify female pelvic orgasms.
    BONUS: Positions for the Receiver
    1. Sit on your partners face.
    2. Entwine yourself in a 69.
    3. Lay face down with pillows under your hips, elevating them off the bed.
    4. Get on all fours, arch your back, spread your knees and ass cheeks apart.
    5. Lie on your back with a pillow under your ass, lifting it up in the air.
    6. Lie on your back, pulling your ankles to your ears, and expose your hole.
    7. Stand facing the wall, or bend from your waist, with your legs spread wide.
    8. Suspending yourself upside down, open your legs in a V formation.
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