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Message: <blockquote data-quote="been10" data-source="post: 18897400" data-attributes="member: 421604"><img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/header.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />       When it comes to universal human activities, nothing is more  overlooked than post-defecation clean up. But does everyone perform this  common behavior the same way? Of course not. So surely some techniques  are more effective than others. Here you will find a simple method that  will keep your anus fresh, clean, and happy every day.   Be sure you have completed your bowel movement prior to wiping  commencement. This spares you unnecessary repetition of the procedure. Choice of toilet paper is critical. Being eco-friendly and choosing  post-consumer products is honorable, though it may be rough (literally)  on your delicate areas.   Basic tissue is also a fine choice and may be best for those of us on a budget.   For the ultimate in bathroom wiping luxury, a soft tissue with aloe and vitamin e is the only choice. <a href="http://clenli.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/Clenli_banner_1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>  How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 1.   Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for  the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and  meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three  balled-up squares should be plenty.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/3-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Three squares should be enough to start.   Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/3-2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> It's crucial to remain seated.   Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand  under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with  your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind.   <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/3-3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Proper pressure and finger placement.   Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to  back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until  the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.   <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/3-4.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Front to back, ladies!     How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 2.   When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required  should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage.     <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/4-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Two squares is all you'll need now.   Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount),  using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of  remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/4-2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Be sure to check your progress. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 3.   The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/5-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> All you'll need now is one square.   Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should  be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over  your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of  your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from  front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no  remnants transferring onto the paper.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/5-2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Don't be afraid to enter, just a little. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 4.   Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe,  repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist  wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/6-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Wet wipes: modern civilization at its finest.   This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that  should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh,  thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing  or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later. How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 5. The toilet should now be flushed.     <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/7-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Don't forget!   Adjust your clothing as necessary.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/7-2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Double check your fly.   Wash your hands with soap and water.    <img src="http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/7-3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Scrub.     You may light a match and/or a candle for the consideration of subsequent bathroom users.   Congratulations! You have successfully wiped your butt and may proceed throughout your day with confidence. Source:- yo-momma's-health-&-tech.blogspot.com<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </blockquote>

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