GooD JokeS

Novindu

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  • Jun 10, 2006
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    The Equation :

    7 Glance = 1 Smile

    7 Smile = 1 Meeting

    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

    And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.

    So beware of glance!
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    Plan For Future:

    Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

    Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.

    Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.

    Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

    Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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    Exams:

    Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

    1,Too Many Questions.

    2,Difficult to Understand.

    3,More Explanation is Needed.

    4,Result is always FAIL!

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    Liar:

    A man is dying of Cancer.

    His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
    AIDS?"

    Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom "
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    Delivered :

    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report
    came to his phone and he started dancing. The report
    said, "DELIVERED".
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    Three Feelings:

    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
    pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.