A guy applies for a job at a Government Department.
The interviewer asks, " are you disabled in any way?
"yes" the guy says,"...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces.
"Working hours are from 8a.m. to 5p.m. Make sure you're here by 10a.m. every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says, "you said 8a.m to 5p.m., but why do you want me to come in only at 10a.m.?
"This is a Government Job " the interviewer says,
"The first two hours we just sit around scratching our b_ _ls ....no point in your coming in for that....!
The interviewer asks, " are you disabled in any way?
"yes" the guy says,"...a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces.
"Working hours are from 8a.m. to 5p.m. Make sure you're here by 10a.m. every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says, "you said 8a.m to 5p.m., but why do you want me to come in only at 10a.m.?
"This is a Government Job " the interviewer says,
"The first two hours we just sit around scratching our b_ _ls ....no point in your coming in for that....!
