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rapa

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man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT , woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ,woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD , woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET .

man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE , woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY , woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING .

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women STUCK to shopping.............. !!!
 
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man discover "durty",then women discover" how keep him clean"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
man discover spend,then women discover earn and save
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
man discover the earth then women discover how to rule the man and earth
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
BUA

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    rapa said:
    man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT , woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

    man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ,woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

    man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD , woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET .

    man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE , woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

    man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY , woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING .

    Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women STUCK to shopping.............. !!!
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    a woman's reply for dis. unfortunatley she refused to post in ElaKiri.

    Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
    When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
    They all already have boyfriends.

    Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
    Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

    Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
    Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
    A power failure.

    What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
    Telling you his real name.

    What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
    Sex.

    How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

    What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
    Four guys watching a football game.

    ;)
     
    sld

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    tina said:
    man discover "durty",then women discover" how keep him clean"
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    man discover spend,then women discover earn and save
    :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
    man discover the earth then women discover how to rule the man and earth
    :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    There's a lot of things I can say to these but I'l remain quite....
     
    ruws

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    BUA said:

    a woman's reply for dis. unfortunatley she refused to post in ElaKiri.

    Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
    When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
    They all already have boyfriends.

    Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
    Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

    Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
    Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
    A power failure.

    What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
    Telling you his real name.

    What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
    Sex.

    How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

    What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
    Four guys watching a football game.

    ;)
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    man!!! dis is gr8!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

    soooooooooo true!!!!! ela ela...............
     
    shaggy

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    ~With ma ShImMii gal~
    rapa said:
    man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT , woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

    man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION ,woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

    man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD , woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET .

    man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE , woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

    man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY , woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING .

    Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women STUCK to shopping.............. !!!
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    The highlighted line is the most touching line & the truth

    Great work Rapa thanks a lot.
     
    rapa

    rapa

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    BUA said:

    a woman's reply for dis. unfortunatley she refused to post in ElaKiri.

    Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
    When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
    They all already have boyfriends.

    Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
    Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

    Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
    Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
    A power failure.

    What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
    Telling you his real name.

    What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
    Sex.

    How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

    What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
    Four guys watching a football game.

    ;)
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    uba mee demme ube geni ubata karana dewal neda? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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