Hi, I'm a mac - and I'm a PC

[Anusha]

Hi, I'm a mac
and I'm a PC

I'm an unemployed community college drop out
I graduated from Harvard

I live in my parents basement, smoke pot and look at the pretty colors on my computer screen while moving a cursor over a pretty bar on my screen
I make a six figure salary at a large firm. I don't need pretty colors because my wife is more than pretty enough...

I never get viruses
I don't need to look at porn..

 

[Anusha]

Another one....

Hi, I'm a mac
and I'm a PC

I was well thought out before being released
I was a series of rushed products that were based on a $5000 base

I use a simulated 3D environment
I use a crappy 2D interface and faked 3D aero...

I Stole my base from Unix
I stole my work from everyone..

 

[zCexVe]

lots of ppl wont undrstand this I think..

 

[lasanka]

LOL

 

[lawanya]

lots of ppl wont undrstand this I think..

sum1 like me

 

[Anusha]

lots of ppl wont undrstand this I think..

Hehe. That's what I like. Ambiguity

 

[Anusha]

sum1 like me

Oh you poor thing

 

[chaminga_d]

Hmmmm....

 

[chaminga_d]

I don't need to look at porn..

Are you sure?....

 

[fazaal24]

nooo...itz lying.......

 

[chaminga_d]

nooo...itz lying.......

Ya Ya... boru kiyanna epa....

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

Oh you poor thing

how cum she a THING??
lawanya gal kenek nee

 

[tckrockz]

dis is a false guyz k let me see hw many r u usin a MAC ryt nww
nonee ne

 

[amila325]

hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm hodata kiyawala balanna one mokadda me kiyala

 

[Anusha]

Are you sure?....

Looks like you haven't understood it either.
You're no better than Lawanya.

 

[Anusha]

dis is a false guyz k let me see hw many r u usin a MAC ryt nww
nonee ne

This is a joke

 

[amila325]

This is a joke

appa joke ekakda ahenam menna magen

 

[tckrockz]

This is a joke

ehemada

 

[Anusha]

ehemada

Otherwise would it be here in the Joke section. It's not really a joke; it's just sarcasm.

 

[amila325]

ehemada

eka thama math beluwe