Hinaweenna Ennako...............

[Chooty malli]

HEMAS PRODUCTS


Marketing guy - Which soap do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy - Which hand wash do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy - Which deodorant do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy - Which toothpaste do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy -Which shampoo do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy - Which washing powder do you use?
Girl - Hema’s
Marketing guy - Okay, Okay , tell me, What is this Hema’s ? You think it's an international company???
Girl - No, she is my room mate.

 

[Chooty malli]

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[laka007]

siraa...

 

[ac2000]

 

[Chooty malli]

IT manager's Wedding Invitation

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[amila_banks]

Fatttazzz.............+ Rep

 

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[Chooty malli]

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE


1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss
permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?



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[Chooty malli]

Who Is Teacher

Teacher: Can You Define Who Is Teacher?

Student: A teacher is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping

 

[DJU9]

ela ela great wrk bro.....thnxxxx

 

[Chooty malli]

Lost My Wife

Man: I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector: What is her height
Man: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together¦. And the man started crying
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

 

[Chooty malli]

Athe Maaattu

To Be Continued

 

[Chooty malli]

To Be Continued

 

[Chooty malli]

END

 

[Chooty malli]

Try This....................

 

[Chooty malli]

Athe Mattu..................

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND : "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelery?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: -- silence – - - -



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[roxter]

ela ela

 

[Chooty malli]

 

[Chooty malli]