If he smiles - Ismail
If he has only one hair - Iqbal
If he has one hair on the ear - Iqbal Khan
If he has one hair on the bum - Ass If Iqbal
If he shakes his dads ding dong - Sheik-abbu-da-lulla
If he shakes his moms boobs - Sheik - Maa boob
If he is born with an erection - Fuckruddin


