I thought you loved me!
You just wait .. I'll get even with you for this....
You said the water was warm!!!!
I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!
You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!
Why can't I get any traction?
I wish I could get on my knees to pray
No, no, no, no! Damn it all ... I said "NO!"



















