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<blockquote data-quote="JHHA" data-source="post: 9552858" data-attributes="member: 231232"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A couple and their precocious son moved into the close and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">invited all their neighbours round for a ‘getting to know</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you’ cocktail party. Unfortunately, the young son, who</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">should have been in bed, kept coming back down and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">troubling his parents. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">“Don’t worry,” said a retired Sergeant-Major,</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">“I’ll soon get the boy settled.”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After a few minutes the </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sergeant-Major</span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> rejoined the party and nothing</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">more was seen of the son. The party was a great success and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">everyone was happy.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">“Oh, by the way,” said the couple to the Sergeant-Major as he</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">was putting on his coat to leave, “Thank you for settling</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">down our son, what is your secret?”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">“Oh quite simple really, I just taught him how to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>masturbate</strong>.”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">හොඳනම් අගයකරලා විචාරයකුත් දාන්න!</span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JHHA, post: 9552858, member: 231232"] [SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A couple and their precocious son moved into the close and invited all their neighbours round for a ‘getting to know you’ cocktail party. Unfortunately, the young son, who should have been in bed, kept coming back down and troubling his parents. :angry: “Don’t worry,” said a retired Sergeant-Major, “I’ll soon get the boy settled.”:D After a few minutes the [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sergeant-Major[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS] rejoined the party and nothing more was seen of the son. The party was a great success and everyone was happy.:) “Oh, by the way,” said the couple to the Sergeant-Major as he was putting on his coat to leave, “Thank you for settling down our son, what is your secret?”:confused: “Oh quite simple really, I just taught him how to [B]masturbate[/B].”:shocked: :cool::lol::lol::shocked::lol::lol::cool: [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=4]හොඳනම් අගයකරලා විචාරයකුත් දාන්න![/SIZE]:D [/QUOTE]
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