How to say a woman is single

sld · Nov 28, 2006

niro123 said:
yes tuffy, i agree to u'r point..

I also Agree

Tuffey · Nov 28, 2006

sld said:
well I did say the guy was drunk right

no......... but you meant it............. :yes:

Tuffey · Nov 28, 2006

niro123 said:
yes tuffy, i agree to u'r point..

Thanx niro....... :yes:

Tuffey · Nov 28, 2006

sld said:
I also Agree

ohhhhh............... that's coollll.............. :cool:

life · Nov 28, 2006

ELAKIRI STORY EKA MACHAN :yes:

niro123 · Nov 28, 2006

Tuffey said:
Thanx niro.......

U'r welcome, Tuffey......:yes: :yes:

Tuffey · Nov 28, 2006

niro123 said:
U'r welcome, Tuffey......:yes:

np sis..........

crazy_m · Nov 29, 2006

Is that guy blind or r u blind sld? :rolleyes:

kawomir25 · Nov 29, 2006

lolz

bandula · Nov 29, 2006

Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaa
Elakiri

crazy_m · Nov 29, 2006

Knock Knock..............guess u didn't c what i said sld :yes:

northtech · Nov 29, 2006

sld said:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:

2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee,
a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."