Husband working abroad wrote to his wife:
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are
my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses....
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are
my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses....
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise
