Dear Cat Owner,
step 1: Put a towel on the bathroom floor.
step 2: Put a leash on your cat.
step 3: Put a lot of soap in the toilet.
step 4: As fast as you can, put your cat in the toilet and sit on the closed lid.
step 5: Your cat scratching will make the cat clean.
step 6: Flush the toilet. That will rinse your cat off.
step 7: As fast as you can, open the lid and then run out.
Sincerely,
Dog
