Human Mathematics

NiyamaSinhalaya

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  • Jul 17, 2008
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    Here is the kind of equation that would have made your Maths teacher proud

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

    Therefore,
    Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

    In other words,
    Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

    ----> Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Men = Donkeys + earn money

    Therefore,
    Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,
    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

    ----> Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend
    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore,
    Women = Donkeys + spend

    Therefore,
    Women - spend = Donkeys

    In other words,
    Women that don't spend = Donkeys

    ----> To Conclude:

    From Equation 2 and Equation 3
    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

    So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

    So, we have?
    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

    Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!


    If you can't figure out this, go take a refresher course in elementary maths....
     

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