Hurray....War is over by 21st April.

[AtulaSiriwardane]

Ara Nariya eluwa passe giya wage apith awurudu 3k thisse yanawa yanawa,
thaamath yanawa.

Meelangata me yuddhe iwara wena dinaya....

Kawadaada?



Edaata passe apita puluwan thawa dinayak daaganna.





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[prabaths]

Ara Nariya eluwa passe giya wage apith awurudu 3k thisse yanawa yanawa,
thaamath yanawa.

Meelangata me yuddhe iwara wena dinaya....

Kawadaada?



Edaata passe apita puluwan thawa dinayak daaganna.





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Dannam wahina paatak na. Indala indala wahinakotath podi aathal ekak thiyenwa.

anika wahinakota heethalaine... sapata nindath yanawa... Nedaa?????

 

[mylove]

10,500,000 Firecrackers!! - NEW World Record

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Choose a punishment[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.

"You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer.

"All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."[/FONT]​

 

[mylove]

Guinness World Records - Flexible Guy

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

WAR IS WAR​

​

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"
Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"
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[AtulaSiriwardane]

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE ​

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The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check of 720,000.00.
The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.00
Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he said, "Where are your balls?"
"The general replied," in Vietnam."
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[mylove]

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[sachii]

WAR IS WAR​

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded.
The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread."
"War is War, bring us the food!"
So he gives his last morsel of food.
"Bring us some wine!"
"But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!"
"War is War, bring us the wine!"
So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them.
"Now, bring us a woman!"
"But everyone has left the village. The only female presence here is my 90 year old grandmother!!"
"War is War, bring her to us!"
The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We'll let you off this time.'"
Granny says, "The hell you will, War is War!!"
​

me dawaswala godak rasney. ane manda co2 wadi wena eka nawatinneth ne. rasene wadi wena eka nawatinneth ne. issarahata AC natiwa gewa wala inna bariwey wage.
lokaya vividakaray munussu vishamakaray. ehemath kiyanawa samahara aya ane manda.

 

[sachii]

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• Dutch to French
• English to Dutch
• English to French
• English to German
• English to Italian
• English to Portugese
• English to Spanish
• French to Dutch
• French to English
• French to German
• French to Italian
• French to Portuguese
• French to Spanish
• German to English
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• Russian to English (only in Windows NT, 2000 or XP)


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ane thank u. usefull thread.

 

[ChuttaFX]

Ara Nariya eluwa passe giya wage apith awurudu 3k thisse yanawa yanawa,
thaamath yanawa.

Meelangata me yuddhe iwara wena dinaya....

Kawadaada?



Edaata passe apita puluwan thawa dinayak daaganna.





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me wage post dana eken oya balapuruththu wenne mokakda? eka pahadiliwa kiyanna balanna.

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

The value of an Officer VS a NCO​

A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"


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[AtulaSiriwardane]

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was
sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone,
told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message.
In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man,
he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

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[sri_lion]

BUMPY BUMP!

 

[GihanFX]

හ්ම්ම්

 

[nuwanoo7]

nice bump sri lion

 

[diamonddrago]

lol.....another Athula prediction tm.....

lol....and he has the guts to keep making predictions on wat will happen....

hating MR with a stupid vengeance....i bet he is some jealous cousin of MR's who doesn't get the 'royal' treatment.....XD

 

[sri_lion]

nice bump sri lion

I databases.. seriously!