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<blockquote data-quote="Roms" data-source="post: 176317" data-attributes="member: 12842"><p>Dearest Sweetheart</p><p>> </p><p>> I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100</p><p>> kisses. </p><p>> </p><p>> You are my sweetheart.</p><p>> </p><p>> Your husband,</p><p>> </p><p>> Allen</p><p>> </p><p>> His wife replied back after some days to her husband:</p><p>> </p><p>> Dearest Sweetheart:</p><p>> </p><p>> Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses</p><p>> details. </p><p>> </p><p>> 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's</p><p>> milk.</p><p>> </p><p>> 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.</p><p>> </p><p>> 3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three</p><p>> kisses instead of</p><p>> the rent.</p><p>> </p><p>> 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I</p><p>> have given him some</p><p>> other items...</p><p>> </p><p>> 5. Other expenses 40 kisses.</p><p>> </p><p>> Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining</p><p>> balance of 35 kisses and I</p><p>> hope</p><p>> I can complete the month using this balance</p><p>> </p><p>> Shall I plan in the same way for next month?</p><p>> </p><p>> Please Advice!!!</p><p>> </p><p>> Your wife</p><p>> Ellen</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Roms, post: 176317, member: 12842"] Dearest Sweetheart > > I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 > kisses. > > You are my sweetheart. > > Your husband, > > Allen > > His wife replied back after some days to her husband: > > Dearest Sweetheart: > > Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses > details. > > 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's > milk. > > 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. > > 3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three > kisses instead of > the rent. > > 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I > have given him some > other items... > > 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. > > Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining > balance of 35 kisses and I > hope > I can complete the month using this balance > > Shall I plan in the same way for next month? > > Please Advice!!! > > Your wife > Ellen [/QUOTE]
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