A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him
round the
Head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with
the name Julie on it
that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week
Julie was the name
of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife
bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit
again.
Wife replied. "Your horse called up !!!!"
round the
Head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with
the name Julie on it
that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week
Julie was the name
of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife
bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit
again.
Wife replied. "Your horse called up !!!!"
