I am bored.. Lets Role play

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    unfortunately the husband was already hiding under the bed. and once the boy friend came to the bed room the husband came out from under the bed holding a gun. He shot his wife, the boy friend, the kid suspecting it wasn't his and finally shot him self. :(


    and then the neighbors heard the gunshots and called 911 !
     

    hypercool

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    one of cops who prefers for Necrophilia saw the dead H-O-E and jumped in her pant without saying a word.

    and after a few deep penetrations he suddenly felt excruciating pain from his penis. He tried to pull out but couldn't so he pulled harder. CHOMP!!!! his penis was cut due to the dead H-O-E having Vagina Dentata. He was bleeding heavily on the floor but he tried to run outside to get help because his partner was at the neighbour's house. Sadly he slipped on his own blood and hit his head on the tiled floor and died on the spot.

    A few minutes later at exactly 23:11 on 21st Dec 2012 the night became day and it got brighter and hotter by the second due to a destructive solar flare and the Earth was deep-fried and all life was lost except for the chosen one who was taken as a souvenir by an advanced alien race who came to witness the destruction of Earth.

    After Earth was destroyed the aliens along with the ONE human in the whole universe went back to their planet in the Whirlpool Galaxy leaving the Milky Way forever.
     

    Dead Island

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    If you are really a girl then we can go on a date and afterwards in my place or your place we can foreplay as long as you want ;)

    don't be so rush to get into the action. beside thinking from the penis is a bad attitude. so make sure she doesn't have any STD prior to the fornication.
     

    hypercool

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    They go to a distant plant called ashikland 911


    The planet "Ashikland 911" aka "Loverland Emergency" was at the center of Whirlpool Galaxy just before it was blown to bits by a hostile alien invasion gone bad. Now the approaching spaceship that carries the human is being targeted by the hostile alien destroyer. BA BADA BHOOM!!

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! the patient who was in a coma for the last 5 days woke up screaming. He was the boy who was hit by the bus along with the muslim guy while chasing the girl from earlier. He was badly injured but managed to pull through. He had dreamed everything happened after the accident. yeah and the muslim guy was really dead.

    Next to him was the girl he chased after. She has fallen for the boy after discovering that he was filthy rich. She also had falsified a marriage certificate never anticipating the boy to recovery so she could take his money. :yes: