Mulla Nasrudin walked into a restaurant, leaving the door open, whereupon another man boomed, "Shut the door! Were you brought up in a barn?"
The Mulla went back, shut the door, sat down, and began to cry. The other man became uneasy, went over to the Mulla and said, "I am sorry I hurt your feelings."
Mulla Nasrudin said,
"YOU DIDN'T HURT MY FEELINGS,
BUT IT MAKES ME HOMESICK
EVERY TIME I HEAR A JACKASS BRAY."
The Mulla went back, shut the door, sat down, and began to cry. The other man became uneasy, went over to the Mulla and said, "I am sorry I hurt your feelings."
Mulla Nasrudin said,
"YOU DIDN'T HURT MY FEELINGS,
BUT IT MAKES ME HOMESICK
EVERY TIME I HEAR A JACKASS BRAY."
