JOKES OF THE DAY

[coolgayathra]

• • A preacher is buying a parrot.
    "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
    "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
    "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
    "Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
    "I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
    • • • Three men are having conversation about each other's daughters. An Englishman, Scottish and an Irishman.
          The Englishman said: "I found a packet of cigarrettes in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even know she smokes."
          But the Scottish said: "Well, that's nothing. I found a bottle of whiskey in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even know she drinks."
          Then finally the Irishman said: "huh! Consider yourselves lucky. The other day I found a packet of condoms in my daughter's bedroom. I didnt even known she has a dick!"
          
          
          
          • • While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
              "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
              "Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?"
              They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."
              The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."
              The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

 

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