Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton
so she sucks his finger!
Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test also?
Wife reads an article' wow!' A bull can have sex 500 times a year I
wish you could do the same. Hubby replies:' Ask the bull whether he
did it with the SAME cow!!!!?
Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!'
Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today?
John L crying) I heard the postman tell mum.. when the kid goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy.
Naked girl boarded a taxi.
Driver stared at her.
Girl scolded driver: never see a naked girl ah ?
Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep yr money to pay taxi fare?.
Girl goes to repair umbrella.
Umbrella man says: UPPER CLOTH HAS TO B REMOVED AND ROD HAS TO B INSERTED.
Girl says:- DO ANY THING BUT WATER SHOULDN'T GO IN !!!
so she sucks his finger!
Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test also?
Wife reads an article' wow!' A bull can have sex 500 times a year I
wish you could do the same. Hubby replies:' Ask the bull whether he
did it with the SAME cow!!!!?
Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!'
Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today?
John L crying) I heard the postman tell mum.. when the kid goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy.
Naked girl boarded a taxi.
Driver stared at her.
Girl scolded driver: never see a naked girl ah ?
Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep yr money to pay taxi fare?.
Girl goes to repair umbrella.
Umbrella man says: UPPER CLOTH HAS TO B REMOVED AND ROD HAS TO B INSERTED.
Girl says:- DO ANY THING BUT WATER SHOULDN'T GO IN !!!
Source: by Mail
