jokes

[shiraz191]

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Because it is Black & White

Judge: Don't you have shame? It is d third time you are coming to court..
Sardar to judge: You are coming daily, don't you have shame?

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Sardar: Miss, you called to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Colour of Orange is orange, but colour of Apple is not APPLE

 

[nelik]

ela ela..............

 

[lankanatha]

lolssss

 

[ranitalia3]

sira jork tika lol

 

[sherlock]

repost but maxxa

 

[shiraz191]

repost pissuda ban

 

[kansa malli]

he he..thanx machooooooooooo

 

[||~R_girl~||]

dz z funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[RuwinRTY]

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "Be silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

diz is so funny

 

[Knight_Black]

repost pissuda ban

Naa machan Repost thamai

Awlak naa Pena widihata godak kattiya balala naa wage

 

[jenny rajapaksha]

 

[marley]

 

[Rohan284]

Ela macho ela

 

[nmps]

itz sooo funny

 

[irshadcool]

Patta machan

 

[blacktarzan]

thanks