The story...
> The wife comes home early &finds her husband in
> their master bedroom
> making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
> "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
> doing? How dare you
> do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your
> children! I'm
> leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
> The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before
> you leave, at least
> listen to what happened"
> "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I
> will hear from
> you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
> The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While
> driving home this
> young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
> defenseless that I went ahead
> and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was
> very thin, not well
> dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she
> had not eaten for 3
> days.
> With great compassion I brought her home and warmed
> up the enchiladas
> that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
> because you're afraid
> you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically
> devoured them."
> "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to
> take a shower.
> While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were
> dirty and full of
> holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed
> clothes, I gave her
> the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years,
> that you can no longer
> wear because they are too tight on you,
> I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
> anniversary and you
> don't wear because I don't have good taste."
> "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
> Christmas that you
> will not wear just to bother my sister and I also
> gave her the boots
> that you bought at the expensive boutique that you
> never wore again
> after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> The husband continues his story . . . . .
> "The young woman was very grateful to me and I
> walked her to the
> door.When we got to the door she turned around and
> with tears coming
> out of her eyes, she asks me:
> "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does
> not use?"
> The wife comes home early &finds her husband in
> their master bedroom
> making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
> "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you
> doing? How dare you
> do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your
> children! I'm
> leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
> The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before
> you leave, at least
> listen to what happened"
> "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I
> will hear from
> you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
> The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While
> driving home this
> young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
> defenseless that I went ahead
> and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was
> very thin, not well
> dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she
> had not eaten for 3
> days.
> With great compassion I brought her home and warmed
> up the enchiladas
> that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
> because you're afraid
> you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically
> devoured them."
> "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to
> take a shower.
> While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were
> dirty and full of
> holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed
> clothes, I gave her
> the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years,
> that you can no longer
> wear because they are too tight on you,
> I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
> anniversary and you
> don't wear because I don't have good taste."
> "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
> Christmas that you
> will not wear just to bother my sister and I also
> gave her the boots
> that you bought at the expensive boutique that you
> never wore again
> after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> The husband continues his story . . . . .
> "The young woman was very grateful to me and I
> walked her to the
> door.When we got to the door she turned around and
> with tears coming
> out of her eyes, she asks me:
> "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does
> not use?"
