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WARNING - APPIRIYA HADENA AYA BALEEMEN WALAKINNA.
Which of these has ever happend to you (if not all).....tell the truth
Nothing but the truth...
1. GHOST KAKKA:
The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but
there is no kakka in the toilet.
2. CLEAN KAKKA:
The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.
3. WET KAKKA:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
4. SECOND WAVE KAKKA:
This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that
you have to kakka some more.
5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:
The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:
The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without
first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. GASSY KAKKA:
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. DRINKER'S KAKKA:
The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
on the bottom of the toilet.
9. CORN KAKKA:
The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.
10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:
The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is
sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.
12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA
(The Michael Schumacher Kakka):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with
water.
13. THE DANGLING KAKKA:
This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you
are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!
WARNING - APPIRIYA HADENA AYA BALEEMEN WALAKINNA.
Which of these has ever happend to you (if not all).....tell the truth
Nothing but the truth...
1. GHOST KAKKA:
The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but
there is no kakka in the toilet.
2. CLEAN KAKKA:
The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.
3. WET KAKKA:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
4. SECOND WAVE KAKKA:
This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that
you have to kakka some more.
5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:
The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:
The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without
first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. GASSY KAKKA:
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
8. DRINKER'S KAKKA:
The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
on the bottom of the toilet.
9. CORN KAKKA:
The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.
10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:
The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is
sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.
12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA
(The Michael Schumacher Kakka):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with
water.
13. THE DANGLING KAKKA:
This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done
kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you
are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!
