Kids Quips (Funny)

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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA:
    Here it is.
    TEACHER:
    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.

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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN:
    You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER:
    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN:
    K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER:
    No, that's wrong
    GLENN:
    Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    (I Love this kid)

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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD:
    H I J K L M N O..
    TEACHER:
    What are you talking about?
    DONALD:
    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER:
    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE:
    Me!
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    TEACHER:
    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN:
    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '

    MILLIE: I is..

    TEACHER: No, Millie
    ..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right
    ... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER:
    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON:
    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
    Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir.
    It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher
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